SLAPMANIA
THE COUNTY FAIR'S FRIENDLIEST FULL-CONTACT PASTIME
Well howdy, sugar! Mosey on up, roll them sleeves,
and get your slapping chops ready — our volunteers signed the waivers and waxed their cheeks,
and the whole county's here to watch 'em fly. No experience needed. Just four keys and a dream.
HOUSE RULES (READ 'EM, CHAMP)
- BOOTS STAY PLANTED — TIP OVER AND THAT'S A FOUL.
- OPEN PALM ONLY — THIS AIN'T A PUNCHING ESTABLISHMENT.
- AIM FOR THE CHEEK — BODY BLOWS PAY 40% LESS.
- TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK — DON'T KEEP THE CROWD WAITIN'.
- SCORE = METERS × WEIGHT CLASS — BIG FOLKS PAY BIG.
SSWIVEL
LLUNGE
AARM
PPALM
FIRE 'EM IN THAT ORDER — TIMING IS EVERYTHING
PRESS ANY KEY TO MOSEY ON UP